Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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