Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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