You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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