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  • 77 36
    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Jul 11, 12 at 12:32pm

    STOP TEXTING ME, MOM

  • 59 35
    Submitted by porksword on Jul 11, 12 at 11:30am

    Yeah, use astroglide. You don't want a pulverized taint!

  • 50 42
    Submitted by R_Shackleford on Jul 11, 12 at 1:13pm

    you know how I know you're g ay?

  • 48 41
    Submitted by nonphotoblue on Jul 11, 12 at 3:35pm

    Haha great word choice by OP.

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Jul 11, 12 at 11:05am

    Eighty Eight

    • 39 34
      Submitted by l8erg8or on Jul 11, 12 at 4:34pm

      Who votes up for this guy? Seriously.

    • 37 42
      Submitted by lakersfankb81 on Jul 11, 12 at 6:25pm

      consistency points

    • 42 38
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jul 13, 12 at 4:32am

      Number of times "Uncle" slid down his throat AFTER sliding up his slippery brown slope.

  • 39 40
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 11, 12 at 7:10pm

    And what a joyous slide it is! :-D