I wanna bring you to show and tell
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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