I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
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This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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