i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
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You need a sexual gate keeper
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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