I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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