took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
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she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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