Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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