Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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