Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
you traded sex for a burrito?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
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I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
He shit in the fireplace
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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