i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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