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  • 72 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:29pm

    Actually babies do have erections, not the horny kind, but the morning wood, I really have to pee erections.

  • 64 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:48pm

    Did she tell you about the time she pumped into an 8oz glass and mixed it with ovaltine before she drank it. Now that's a little disturbing. That's what my mom did, so I don't want to hear shit about your problems.

  • 58 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:48am

    2:27 is it bad I just fucking laughed my ass off on this post!??? Hahahahahahaha

  • 59 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:37am

    In soviet Russia breast milk drinks you

  • 56 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:59pm

    3:00 and 3:15 it's different everywhere... So u should really stop arguing about it! My school doesn't teach it full-out til freshman year.

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:00pm

    1:38 they don't teach you about sex in 5th grade....who's the dumb fuck now? Asswipe thinkin you're all smart.

    • 23 31
      Submitted by MzKitty08 on Feb 28, 12 at 12:59am

      sex ed at my school was 5th grade. I had to take a permission slip home to be signed first. and the video still gives me nightmares.

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:27am

    I love baby erections, whenever I babysit I try to make the kid get hard for me while he's sleeping and then I jack him off. I love breast milk too, it's so sweet and creamy and rich

  • 54 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:14pm

    Last.... Dammit

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:18pm

    You stupid, filthy son of a BITCH!!!

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:38pm

    Uhhh no, it's not difficult to tell what sex infants are as long as you sat through that fifth grade sex ed lecture. You're thinking of kittens. It's hard to tell with kittens.

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:20pm

    ...Please come pick me up. Arghhh

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:02pm

    That sounds just as bad as the lady who shot breat milk at rockfest while she was crowd surfing. The guy next to me comment ' I'm a guy and that's sick! '

  • 45 40
    Submitted by ojg15 on Feb 19, 10 at 4:37am

    OP, ask her about the time I was drinking her breast milk, no straw required.

  • 46 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:46pm

    2:27, I am so fucking happy I never had you as a baby sitter. You have one well fucked up life, my friend. Poor little baby.

  • 51 53
    Submitted by swagpowder on Feb 16, 10 at 6:58pm

    baby erections and kittens OOOO MYYY DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 39 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:15pm

    I'm a guy and that's sick!

  • 47 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:15pm

    They taught us sex ed in 6th grade...dumb fuck

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:17pm

    Did you know babies while in the womb get erections... Sooo I guess you really are a mother fucker

    • 56 45
      Submitted by kane5250 on Feb 16, 10 at 1:36pm

      Which means you are too you fucking idiot

      • 46 55
        Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 16, 10 at 1:43pm

        what if you had straight up sex with mom? that's the ultimate mother fucker....

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:32am

    Dude WTF... That's like molesting

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:03pm

    Ummm get out of that family

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 5:30pm

    I'm thinking 2:27 is a fake, if you really did shit like that why would you post it on here for everyone to see??

  • 37 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:30pm

    Okay this text AND 2:27 is fucking siiiiiick

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:46pm

    SMDH. That is just nasty.

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:52pm

    Lol... Baby erections

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:15pm

    Your dad motorboated them till he had a milk bath too...

  • 35 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:21pm

    I'm thinking 2:27 will or will be on how to catch a predator

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:36pm

    You're all retards if you think 227 is serious

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 7:41pm

    Ya couldn't make that up

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:28am

    2:27 Wtf?? You are one fucked up babysitter

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:44pm

    =OOO I'd stand and just leave the room

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:19pm

    Babies don't get erections you fuckin idiot. It's only got one length and it's difficult to even figure what sex the baby is for some kids.

    • 38 45
      Submitted by sinistar on Mar 15, 10 at 9:15am

      you were dropped on your head as a baby obviously

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 16, 10 at 1:41pm

    she sucked it out of her own utter...lol!

  • 37 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:42am

    Run! Only a greasy good for nothing ape would stoop this low They prob spent their welfare money