Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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