i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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