Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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