I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
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I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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