So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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