D3 body, D1 cock
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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