i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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