We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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