He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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