im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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