Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I have fence marks all over my body
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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