He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize