My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
where am i from again
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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