Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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