return my video game
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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