Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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