Porn is love you can see.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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