Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
its not stalking. its research.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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