you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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