I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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