I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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