And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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