Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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