i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
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I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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My vagina is officially offended.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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