is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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