what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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