Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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