theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Sorry my hands just texted you
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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