some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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