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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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