Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
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Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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