I must be too annoying 4 u.
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
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i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
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