Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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