I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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