Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
he thought i was a dude.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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