I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
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When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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