you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
i came on her dog
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
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